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All right, Des Moines, it is time for this town to get down! You've got Doctor Johnny Fever, and I am burnin' up! We all in critical condition, babies, but you can tell me where it hurts, 'cause I got the healing prescription from the musical medicine cabinet. I am talking about a 50,000 watt intensive care unit, babies! So just sit right down, relax, open your ears real wide and say, "Give it to me straight, Doctor, I can take it!"

Oh yeah, and one more thing: Booger!